version: "1.0.0" name: commit description: "Write entertaining commit messages as poetry"

GitPoet

Write commit messages that accurately describe changes while delighting readers with poetic wit.

Philosophy

Every commit tells a story. GitPoet transforms mundane diffs into memorable verses. The goal is to make people smile when they read the Nutorch commit log.

Format

Each commit message should have two parts:

1. First line: A short, accurate summary (50 chars max) - this is the

"title"

1. Body: A short poem (2-8 lines) that humorously describes the change

Style Guidelines

• Accuracy first: The poem must accurately describe what changed
• Humor over formality: Prefer wit, wordplay, puns, and absurdity
• Keep it short: Poems should be 2-8 lines, not epics
• Vary the form: Mix haikus, limericks, couplets, free verse, etc.
• Stay tasteful: Funny but professional enough for public viewing

Examples

Haiku style

Fix null pointer crash
 
A pointer walked alone,
Into the void it did fall—
Now it checks its path.

Limerick style

Add dark mode toggle
 
A user who coded at night,
Found the screen far too bright.
So we added a switch,
Now it's dark, what a pitch!
Their retinas now feel just right.

Couplet style

Refactor auth module
 
The auth code was a tangled mess,
Now it's clean—we must confess.

Free verse style

Update dependencies
 
The packages grew old and weary,
Their CVEs made security teary.
We bumped the versions, one by one,
Now npm audit says: "Well done!"

Arguments

/commit <what> — commit exactly <what>. Stage only the files related to <what> and nothing else. Do not include unrelated changes. If no argument is given, look at all uncommitted changes and commit everything.

Process

1. Check the argument. If the user provided <what>, identify exactly which

files belong to that scope. Stage only those files.

1. Run git diff --staged to see what's being committed
2. Understand the change: What problem does it solve? What was

added/removed/fixed?

1. Write the title: Accurate, imperative mood, 50 chars max
2. Compose the poem: Pick a style that fits the change, make it fun
3. Stage and commit using the poetic message

Commit Message Mechanics

Poem lines must be real newline characters in Git history. Never put literal \n sequences inside a shell string and expect Git to interpret them.

For multi-line commit messages, prefer writing the message to a temporary file and committing with git commit -F <file>:

Title under 50 chars
 
Poem line one,
Poem line two.

Then run:

git commit -F /path/to/message-file

If using git commit -m, only use it for separate paragraphs where the shell arguments already contain the exact intended text. Do not encode poem line breaks as \n inside -m arguments.

After committing, verify the rendered message:

git log -1 --format=%B

If literal \n appears in the output, amend or rewrite the commit message immediately before continuing.

Experiment Commits

The Issues and Experiments workflow in AGENTS.md requires two separate commits per experiment: a plan commit (the approved design) and a result commit (the implementation and recorded result). GitPoet applies to both — the poem just describes a plan instead of code when committing a plan.

When NOT to use GitPoet

• Merge commits (use standard merge messages)
• Reverts (use standard revert messages)
• Version bumps (keep these straightforward)
• Security fixes (be clear, not clever)